That Don't Impress Me Much   (Sounds 2000 2006)   Chris Froggart

OPENER - BREAK - CLOSER



Circle left
I've known a few guys who think they're pretty smart
But you've got calling right down to an art
Left allemande, dosado, left allemande and weave
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing and promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're a square dance caller
That don't impress me much

FIGURE



Heads (sides) promenade half way round
Walk in and pass the ocean, extend, linear cycle, load the boat
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing your girl and promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're _________________
(Use names of your favourite caller) That don't impress me much


ALTERNATIVE LYRICS

I knew a guy who kept a record in his pocket
And a cue card up his sleeve just in case

I knew a guy who likes to shine up his microphone
Made a hit record a few years ago


TAG


Don't get me wrong I think you're alright
But can you make me dance in the middle of the night