Pass The Udder Udder
(BS 2112)
Al Brownlee
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!
I been across the nation many times now
I've been taking all the ribbin', lettin' people do their fibbin'
Here's one thing that I've just got to tell
Way down south in ol' Jack County down in Texas
They made doctors, farmers, preachers, superintendents and school teachers
And maybe I'm the one who likes to yarn
Pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder
So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day
They say things grow big up in Alaska
To a cow that we once had us, the name of her was Gladys
Boy, you should have seen the neighbors stand and stare
She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball
She had 27 spigots, and the tourists all bought tickets
Just to watch us milk and hear us loudly cry-y-y-y...
Pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder
So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!
We created quite a spectacle, I grant you
And while people said "How funny,", we raked in enough durn money
To go out and order ermine BVD's
Father turned her on her back one Sunday morning
"Well, the reason why," said Pop "is so the cream will be on top."
"Gosh," the cow said, "in that case, it's in the bag!"
Pass the udder udder over to my brudder
So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day
Gladys she was quite a star in cattle circles
You would think she'd been to college, although she herself acknowledged
That she gained her fame entirely by pull
Gladys said to us one cold December morning
But when I get a cold it lingers, and I can't stand icy fingers
So go back into the house and get your gloves!"
Pass the udder udder over to my brudder
So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day